I got this other day and couldn’t stop laughing…
THE WORLD ‘S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!’
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl
said:’NO!’ And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn’t save money, and had
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
sports, never wore friggin’ lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End
